Overdue 1928 (2): Zoo With Me Class + G4Y Lecturer

Zoo is as we all remember it to be, plenty of mosquitos, always miss the feeding sessions, stink like kel and dan's gas pain combo and the animals always seem to be doing shit nothing.

we took this dinggy little van from ang mo kia mrt to the zoo. its about the shape of the bang bus and there was this american woman alone inside with the rest of us, so....

we hooked up with one member, who decided to fly there with a magic carpet, pointy shoes and turban, as well as a G4Y lecturer/classmentor, who drove with his 'family car'

anyway, one of the first few stops was strangly the insects area, took this picture of the roaches cause its disgusting, freaks the shit outta me and reminds me of the MIB and Constantine movies. there was the scorpion from the Scorpion King movie as well, but i thought he was getting it down with the OTHER scorpion, so i decided to leave them alone, i mean bad enough they have to do it in a glass box...

After that, it was the butterfly cage, a.k.a THUNDERDOME. freakin' sneaky buttyflies just flippity flappin' their wings around us, had to dodge 'em a couple of times and screem while wailing my arms like santa on a bad night with a nice girl he thought was marked naughty on his list. there was this platform/walkway in the middle of the THUNDERDOME that had a couple of raccoon like creatures fighting it out, took a cool video of it that im really too lazy to do shit about right now. i think the pristine-bookworm-assistant-class-representitive karen said they were lemurs or something, she might have mixed up the name with one of the brands of one of her movable toys *sniff* <.<

Across The Nightmare...., i mean after the nightmare, we took a tram to the childrens area to eat some yummy KFC chicken, freshly slaughtered like mother used to do. after that we took the train to the barn yard animal land, just like the website *sniff*. anyway there was much feeding of the goat and the horses where ignoring hidalgo. speeding my way on, we later went to an elephant show with many "ooo"s and "aaah"s around the whitey dominated audiance, nothing special happened or maybe just lazy to report.

and think next there were penguins, lions, polarbears, jaguars, crocs and monkeys of the various sort. this picture was taken when we where about to cage up my friend delia and send her off into white slavery. we've adobted this new technique of sending them at a young age, so that when the package has reached the buyer, the aging process would not have damaged it too much.

after the whole thing, i had thought we would head on to the night safari, or at least the local pub to drag a few broken bodies home. but as usual everyone wanted in on the nice list, so we all went home.

for me however, the night was young and i needed to vigously teabag everyone around me. thus i went to cineleisure to meet up with some christian friends to do some christian shit, which is eat at pastamaniac and play pool with cues that are holy cross shaped and dipped in holy water. their names shall not be disclosed

except that one of them was brannon, cause after that we went to eat at mas-ayu, i was fucking full, but slacking was a good plus point

went home and slept like a dog