Theres No Such Thing As God, Or Is He Lying Too?
Well i know i was suppose to put in one entry a while back for the London trip thing, guess i was just lazy. well whatever, here it is now, no images though, most of them are more pathetic than seeing ck copy terence again. If you want to see the images, message me on msn and i will consider sending it to you, it would take at least 200 days to review the application and impact statement. after that there would be a public hearing. then there would be a 10 to 12 month approval period before the required rights and permits are requested for from the local government, which will take somewhere between 6 to 8 weeks. if all of this goes smoothly, i would be able to send you the images in no time. ok ok, so here is my report....
DAY ONE
Guess i should start at the plane, service was ok, other than that, everything else blew. Cramped up as hell, and im not talking about my seat alone, im saying everything is cramped as hell. and each channel in the video thingy has only one show on, forever.
my mom was being a bitch as usual, kept complaining about the existence of the third guy in our row, while i was trying to be polite to him. no im serious, im not making that up. anyway, at some point there was ice frozen on my window, yea i know its soooo redundant. but the food was good, really good actually, had all the vegetables and fruits that i so enjoy. i quickly devoured it before heading towards the seemingly tasteless pasta and chocolate cake. so when i reached heathrow airport everything was cool and shit until we had to wait in this uber long line of non-english people. took us about a half-hour of standing before we got out of the airport. had quite a few damn cute damn hot girls from australia in the line though, especially these 2 that had D-size and nice curves......
At this point, thanks to kel (thanks kel), i knew about the appearent cold temperature. it was 13°C which was a tad high, for most of the week, around 10°C was normal. well anyway, we boarded this bus which took us to the nearest tube station. while taking the tube, there was one station where this damn cute damn hot girl with her beautiful light brown eyes, that came in. I can guarantee that terence and jeremy will agree with me. well enough of that, ill see a hell lot more of those later
So i took the Piccadilly Line all the way to Russel Square where the hotel was like a 5 minute walk from. yea i know, the place got Osama-ed recently. so anyway, we put our baggage in the hotel for safe keeping cause we couldnt check in just yet and headed out. my mom was once again new to having freedom, so she had no idea where to go and kept asking where we where going. walked aimlessly for a bit before i could force my mom to slack abit at a nearby café. she kept telling me about how new this was to her, in all her life when shes on vacation she never just relaxed for a while cause of the over zealous tour groups. geez, that from someone who eats a muffin by trying to chop it up into small iddy biddy bits the size of kels' *sniff*, i was not the least bit surprised
anyway, walked around abit and went into this 5 story book shop in this somewhat quiet little conner then headed to the British National Museum. i was a bit hyper then so i tried to qui-lan(sp?) abit but my mom was being all malayu and shit. simple things with the camera she just refuse to learn even after i teach her like a half-dozen times. and because of this some of the museum pictures, you will find are quite bad if you ask it from me. anyway, saw some damn cute damn hot girls from japan, italy and germany over there.
went back to the hotel after that and we pretty much walked around London aimlessly for the rest of the day. my mom insisted on eating at this place called crispy duck just so she can speak cantonese there so she can feel all at home and shit, plus there was this long line of people waiting to get in, so she naturally made the assumption that the place was uber awesome. well we came across this cinema where i decided there and then to watch a movie (life aquatic: with steve zizou), bought some tickets .... naturally. went to the crispy duck and got tricked by the pricing, damn, and the food wasnt so good either. idiot mother of mine, from then on it was i who chose where to eat, except for some days where i eat take out, for the rest of the week, all food was uber good at hua-suan prices, i mean it. slept for most of the movie though, cause of the jet lag thing. it was completely free seating, which sort of sucked for people who came late. and yea, before i went into the cinema, saw a few damn cute damn hot english girls with Cs and Ds and their bouncer size boyfriends...... sigh
that was pretty much it for episode:day one, tune in again for episode:day two some other time when im not too lazy
DAY ONE
Guess i should start at the plane, service was ok, other than that, everything else blew. Cramped up as hell, and im not talking about my seat alone, im saying everything is cramped as hell. and each channel in the video thingy has only one show on, forever.
my mom was being a bitch as usual, kept complaining about the existence of the third guy in our row, while i was trying to be polite to him. no im serious, im not making that up. anyway, at some point there was ice frozen on my window, yea i know its soooo redundant. but the food was good, really good actually, had all the vegetables and fruits that i so enjoy. i quickly devoured it before heading towards the seemingly tasteless pasta and chocolate cake. so when i reached heathrow airport everything was cool and shit until we had to wait in this uber long line of non-english people. took us about a half-hour of standing before we got out of the airport. had quite a few damn cute damn hot girls from australia in the line though, especially these 2 that had D-size and nice curves......
At this point, thanks to kel (thanks kel), i knew about the appearent cold temperature. it was 13°C which was a tad high, for most of the week, around 10°C was normal. well anyway, we boarded this bus which took us to the nearest tube station. while taking the tube, there was one station where this damn cute damn hot girl with her beautiful light brown eyes, that came in. I can guarantee that terence and jeremy will agree with me. well enough of that, ill see a hell lot more of those later
So i took the Piccadilly Line all the way to Russel Square where the hotel was like a 5 minute walk from. yea i know, the place got Osama-ed recently. so anyway, we put our baggage in the hotel for safe keeping cause we couldnt check in just yet and headed out. my mom was once again new to having freedom, so she had no idea where to go and kept asking where we where going. walked aimlessly for a bit before i could force my mom to slack abit at a nearby café. she kept telling me about how new this was to her, in all her life when shes on vacation she never just relaxed for a while cause of the over zealous tour groups. geez, that from someone who eats a muffin by trying to chop it up into small iddy biddy bits the size of kels' *sniff*, i was not the least bit surprised
anyway, walked around abit and went into this 5 story book shop in this somewhat quiet little conner then headed to the British National Museum. i was a bit hyper then so i tried to qui-lan(sp?) abit but my mom was being all malayu and shit. simple things with the camera she just refuse to learn even after i teach her like a half-dozen times. and because of this some of the museum pictures, you will find are quite bad if you ask it from me. anyway, saw some damn cute damn hot girls from japan, italy and germany over there.
went back to the hotel after that and we pretty much walked around London aimlessly for the rest of the day. my mom insisted on eating at this place called crispy duck just so she can speak cantonese there so she can feel all at home and shit, plus there was this long line of people waiting to get in, so she naturally made the assumption that the place was uber awesome. well we came across this cinema where i decided there and then to watch a movie (life aquatic: with steve zizou), bought some tickets .... naturally. went to the crispy duck and got tricked by the pricing, damn, and the food wasnt so good either. idiot mother of mine, from then on it was i who chose where to eat, except for some days where i eat take out, for the rest of the week, all food was uber good at hua-suan prices, i mean it. slept for most of the movie though, cause of the jet lag thing. it was completely free seating, which sort of sucked for people who came late. and yea, before i went into the cinema, saw a few damn cute damn hot english girls with Cs and Ds and their bouncer size boyfriends...... sigh
that was pretty much it for episode:day one, tune in again for episode:day two some other time when im not too lazy
This Shit here was written by non-other than Phantasmagoria just cause he had nothing better to do during 12:42:00 am
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