HOLY SHIT, OWNAGE!!
Wanted to go with brannon to his block and beat up his sister's stalker if he turns up
But my assistance was inevitably declined due to reasons like, "dont want to trouble you", "i can use weapons", "i havent beaten anyone in a long while", etc, etc.
the short story goes as such:
brannon gets home and argues with his mother about money/parenting/home/time/money, when suddenly santa clause barged in, dumped his list of naughty and nice on the floor and fled with both his arms flailing about .... hmm, got a bit carried away there .... anyway, his sister enters the room and says there was a stalker, a.k.a. ted-die bundy, wearing orange shirt that follow her from unknown location to their block
well then brannon opens the door again and sure enough, there was a guy there wearing an orange shirt. bran then proceeded to wield the Bamboo Stick Of The Infinite Cosmic Void!! the bamboo stick was in existence for only one purpose, to destroy the age of man - no wait, wrong story, i ment, to beat the living shit out of people until they start crying like, "WAH!! WAAAAH!!!". no seriously, i was told by certain undisclosed sources that the bamboo sticks were there to beat the living shit out of people, so there you have it. so ted-die bundy immediately fled the doors of doom that stood before him, in other words, he pussied out.
THE END
well i just found out teddie doesnt dare to pursue his target no more, so no beating for today. Curses
But my assistance was inevitably declined due to reasons like, "dont want to trouble you", "i can use weapons", "i havent beaten anyone in a long while", etc, etc.
the short story goes as such:
brannon gets home and argues with his mother about money/parenting/home/time/money, when suddenly santa clause barged in, dumped his list of naughty and nice on the floor and fled with both his arms flailing about .... hmm, got a bit carried away there .... anyway, his sister enters the room and says there was a stalker, a.k.a. ted-die bundy, wearing orange shirt that follow her from unknown location to their block
well then brannon opens the door again and sure enough, there was a guy there wearing an orange shirt. bran then proceeded to wield the Bamboo Stick Of The Infinite Cosmic Void!! the bamboo stick was in existence for only one purpose, to destroy the age of man - no wait, wrong story, i ment, to beat the living shit out of people until they start crying like, "WAH!! WAAAAH!!!". no seriously, i was told by certain undisclosed sources that the bamboo sticks were there to beat the living shit out of people, so there you have it. so ted-die bundy immediately fled the doors of doom that stood before him, in other words, he pussied out.
THE END
well i just found out teddie doesnt dare to pursue his target no more, so no beating for today. Curses
This Shit here was written by non-other than Phantasmagoria just cause he had nothing better to do during 9:45:00 pm
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