8th of December, 2004

This would be for kel's birthday excursion to the zoo
now many of you might be wondering, "why the freakin' zoo you nit-wit?!?"
well..... its due to the fact the kel's never been to the damn zoo since he was just a wee lad

so we (we as in kel, eden, daniel, terence, jonathan and me) were strolling along in zoo and looking at the animals, yo. so terence was taking pictures of us and the animals as we went along, oh and videos too.
the pictures can be found at his blog, but if you are actually reading this, you are most likely as lazy as me to sroll down all the way to the bottom of this webpage, so heres the link to terence's blog , enjoy
(theres 2 pictures of 'horses' i would gather that the lower one is the one with the horses fucking huge penis)

so we where walking along when we came across a wishing well and we did what anyone would do at a wishing well, so there. we later where fooling around over there (omg that sounds fucking dirty) playing lord of the rings. God have mercy on our souls cause it was bloody fun and stupid.

anyway, after that we went to the playland or something
and terence could go see his favoured horse, and take a picture of daniel+randomcow
terence was afraid of the horse cause he said he had a bad expecience with it before(hmm..... riiiiight)
well anyway, i had to put on my superhero costume and reach out to the horse
so when the others saw that, they were calling me hidalgo (har-har-har *slaps palm on forehead*) hahaha
so later we had to get some chicken in our bellies so we went to the nearby KFC™ to eat

we went to the playground next to it after that and made the place more dangerous than it really could be by doing stupid shit and giving the other, younger kids the idea on how they might hurt themselves
we continued on our way after that and came to this reptilian place where they had a netted cage where there are some animals that are free to rome around and touch you..... or attack you....... yes well, as usual, terence was ... reluctant to enter. but he took a few pictures of the animals there. there was one on the catwalk and on the railing so it was like fucking close.

it started raining soon so we just continued on our way, seeing what we can. we soon made our way to the entrance and later walked over to the night safari. we were about to go into the queue for the tram when this indian army came ahead of us and .. yes well it was a long wait.
kel made his trademark "wo shi chong taiwan li de" joke and nearly got his ass kicked

the first tram ride was alright, we got the front row seats. but there were some people who literally dont understand english, used their cameras and flash (omg the sounds fucking dirty)
so we decided to go "OOOOOI!!!" whenever someone uses the camera

we got off the tram later and when to this show called 'the creatures of the night'
me and kel sat at the front seats (thanks kel) while the others pussied out at the second seat
the show was ok i guess
anyway, we went on a second ride on the tram which sortta blows

we later took taxi to city area to eat dinner, forgot where it was
kel had a beer and terence had a .... coke (so whats new?)
after that went to cine-leisure to watch "without a paddle™"
when it was over that would be about 1.30 a.m. and we went to the 24-hour-malay-restaurant to eat something
me and eden however, had other ideas on our minds (omg that sounds fucking gay)
we went to "7-11™" to buy a tub of lard, i mean ice-cream
i ate abit only since im only human, but eden and his bottomless pit went and ate the whole damn thing (daaaaaamn)

we later went to kels house for the night and started to play a game and try to scare kel in his own house
it was fucking funny man, funny is just a very weak word to describe it. anyway, after we got tired we went to back to his room and stared telling ghost stories.
so as usual the others got tired and sleepy and hit the sack soon after, leaving the true creatures of the night, kel and i to continue with the ghost stories.
after a while we ran out of ghost stories to tell so kel told me about the movie "saw™" , sounded interesting
and i told kel about "ju-on:the grudge™" and kel being the ass that he is, started scaring me with the sounds and actions in the movie (fuck you kel)
anyway after awhile, kel had to drag me back to the other side of the mattress, since i was so scared to move, next to eden
at that time it sould be about 7.00 a.m. or 8.00 a.m. 9th of December, 2004

we woke up later at around 2.30 p.m. or 3.00 p.m. and we ordered pizza from pizza hut™ and we later went on our own merry ways.

the-freakin'-end, yo
Viva Revolution!